So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
