they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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