maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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