BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
