I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Randomize
