quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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