There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
cat food counts as protein by the way
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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