after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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