so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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