(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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