Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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