He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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