I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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