I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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