Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
