I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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