11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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