I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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