Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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