Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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