I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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