we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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