I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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