I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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