If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Pants are for mortals
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
