As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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