But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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