**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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