But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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