So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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