i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
