so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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