So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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