literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize
