I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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