Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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