Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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