New low: just hacked my moms facebook
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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