Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You work out of a Hotel?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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