So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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