I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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