Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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