Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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