What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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