You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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