you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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