i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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