His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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