He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Well I just put wine in my tea
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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