you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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