If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
