If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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