me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My pussy is not your playground.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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