Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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